“Things were great until that no talent assclown started winning Grammys” Swift told reporters.
You see Tommy Wiseau’s ass one too many times but otherwise no not that upsetting.
You know what? I don’t watch the NFL, I don’t buy the merchandise. And yet I still have to endure the fact that, around the water cooler on Monday morning, people that I love and esteem will be casually using a racial epithet that describes me and my largely-dead culture.
evo psych is a bullshit field.
Apparently in Texas you do not have to identify yourself to the police unless you are under arrest. So if they arrested her for not identifying herself, they got the law backwards.
I would have thought Colonel Sanders would be a breast man.
“There I was, enjoying a light repast at the Applebuddies club, engaging in a fine and stimulating discussion of Amanda McKittrick Ros’s brilliant use of simile and metaphor, when suddenly what should assault my ears but some jenny foreigner defiling the rarefied air of our great nation with her native tongue! Well I…
She is going to need a thicker skin though. The rigors of campaigning and constantly having to simulate human emotions puts a lot of wear and tear on the containment shell, and if a breach occurs during a public event and the howling evil trapped within spews forth into a rapidly blacking sky it could definitely have…
That’s all well and good, but is there a study that says self-loathing can sometimes be good for you? Because, like, that’s the one that I could really use.
Why doesn't this have a million stars?!?!
I’m a fan of this one: The Scientifically Accurate Horoscope
Dear Entire Town of Dearborn, Kansas,
yeah that is fucking ridiculous. i hate when people are like “SPOILERS!!!” when you are just like “I watched a show and stuff happened and I’m shocked!”. That isn’t spoilers, that is just words. I’m allowed to use words.
Pusha T and Wiz Khalifa are both very, very stupid men.
because she’s a woman. literally, that is why.
Yeah, really funny joke asshole
I think he secretly wanted to get arrested, otherwise he wouldn’t have been sitting like that.