More and more every time I think I should do more responsible adult future-planny stuff I just think “Who gives a shit, we’re all fucked and by the time I get to retirement age that won’t be an option for anyone anymore anyway.”

Dungeons and Dragons Online for me.

I feel like the only people who could adequately direct any movie where I got my bone on would be the Davids Cronenberg and Lynch.

You can have my Kindle when you pry it from my cold dead hands.

Speak for yourself, I’m terrified.

WHAT THE FLAMING FUCK

Can’t go wrong with Ellen Ripley.

I think my first was either Oliver & Company or The Land Before Time.

How’s everyone’s dating life going?

Hey look it’s Kitty.

That’s not even a magic trick, it’s just being too dumb to live.

My older sister was in ballet and show choir for like a million years until one day when she was getting ready for school and her knee basically imploded.

Every now and then I’ll forget how shitty the comments on io9 have gotten and find myself scrolling down there.

I tried uphill skiing once.

I don’t even watch Days of Our Lives and I think this would be a pretty shitty note for it to go out on.

And it won’t end with Trump leaving office, either. Whoever replaces him, his Supreme Court picks will potentially influence the direction this country takes for decades to come and if he succeeds in dismantling our environmental protections and lets things get even worse we could be feeling the effects of that for…

So do these people try to be as horrible as possible, or what.