I’m imagining something like a salty aquarium and wondering who would actually want their house to smell like that.

There’s only one Christmas song I can tolerate:

I’m reading the Rogue One tie-in novel Catalyst because I’m a huge fucking nerd.

New computers are always a weird experience for me. Like I love getting one, but there’s always that period where it feels like I’m wearing someone else’s underwear until I get everything I want installed on it and everything just so.

With this administration apparently poised to dismantle every environmental protection it can get its hands on, I can’t help feeling like we’re all witnessing the beginnings of an extinction-level event.

Battlestar Galactica’s Jamie Callis has been cast as a mysterious yet crucial recurring character.

...Assuming we as a society still have the means to mass-print books by then.

Yeah, one big reason I don’t want to ever breed (aside from just not wanting kids in my life, ever) is that I don’t want any of my hypothetical descendants stuck trying to survive in the hellish Wind Up Girl future we’re apparently working so hard to achieve.

Yeah, saying “Hey, everybody’s a little fucked up!” is still saying they’re fucked up.

Maybe if he wore his hat sideways and did some sweet skateboard tricks.

And that looks like a hammerhead corvette right next to it.

I don’t think I’ve ever heard of this Tom Ford guy before, but he sounds like an insufferable buzzkill asshole.

It’s whatever you want to to be, with the power of imagination!

You can get 144 vampire teeth for less than eight bucks.

BEEP BEEP, HERE COMES KITTY

So how many fedoras do you own, exactly?

“We have your president, what now suckers!”