Times like this I wish I could afford one of those converted underground missile silo houses.

(The joke is that Square Enix characters typically have ridiculous hair.)

You’d think they could hear the crinkling when they move, though.

He looks like a Square Enix character’s lawyer dad.

This sounds like one of those books that is both really good and absolutely soul-crushing.

For some reason it reminds me of the covers to the Southern Reach Trilogy, only those were effective and somehow managed to match the creepy tone of the books and this just looks like it’d be on some kind of generic kitschy coming of age story or something.

Any kids I end up having (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA) will be calling me King Idiot.

That looks much more interesting than Passengers.

Jennifer Lopez is in this?

No no no, you’ve got it wrong.

I don’t know, getting involved with a Stark seems like a really bad idea.

Well this is fucking depressing.

Times like this I’m glad I just use my tumblr to share stuff I think is neat/occasionally complain about my anxiety and depression and almost never actually interact with anyone.

Wait for him to go home to New York for the weekend, change the locks and pile his stuff out on the lawn.

Usually when women friend me out of nowhere on Facebook they want me to buy bootleg sunglasses.

I always found it amusing that our Jewish mother was always the one who cared the most about decorating for Christmas.

I don’t have any recommendations but Arrival was amazing.

I was very amused when like a day after saying I never do anything for NaNoWriMo I started a new story without even thinking about what month it is...thereby taking part in it without even meaning to.

Our uncle said some stupid shit (and got chewed out by our grandma for it), but other than that it was alright. Afterward I went to see Arrival with my little sister and her husband. (It was very good.)

I’m not a big app guy, but I’m rather fond of Sleep Sounds HQ. Basically it’s a bunch of ambient recordings (rain, wind, chimes, frogs, birds, etc.) to help you relax. There’s a free version but I think the full version is only like three bucks?