Menstruating lesbian shitass waterheads?

People who insult the intelligence of others while repeatedly mangling the English language will never stop being funny to me.

My little sister and I voted today.

My hometown was featured in a recent episode of This American Life about racist-ass midwestern towns, so I’m guessing some people here are probably gonna be a little disappointed if (pleasepleaseplease) Trump loses.

I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die, and when the cops came to arrest me I said to them “Really guys? Trump is still out there!”

People creep the shit out of me.

My main issue with our bunnies is that they’re suicidally stupid. Like I was driving home from work one night and one of ‘em ran across the road in front of me so I slowed down to avoid hitting it, and then as I’m speeding up again because this is the busiest street in town and there’s traffic behind me the little…

They’re total sweethearts (well, two of them are) but they feel like hot pillows covered in weirdly oily sandpaper.

I’m not in Nebraska (upstairs in South Dakota), but we too have the bunnies. We don’t do a thing about them in the winter, and they always do fine.

I don’t think I have any new pictures of Kitty to spam everyone with, so instead here’s a couple of my uncle’s chupacabras cats that I’m checking on while he’s out of town:

But I’m wondering if I could have reacted in a better way, a way to make an impact and get my point across. Should I have stayed calm and explained why that was an appropriate joke?

Sooooooo glad I’m off overnights.

I spent my 21st birthday at work because I’m boring and hate fun.

Eugene.

My mom’s from Oregon; I remember watching an episode of Gangland about white supremacist groups and her hometown came up.

motion capture (MOCAP), and fully computer generated characters such as the Na’vi in Avatar. At this point in my conversation with Sirota, I’m starting to think there’s not a zero-percent chance Barbara Bush is fully CGI.

...Did I seriously put a fucking apostrophe in “Muslims” there? I did. A goddamn plural apostrophe.