Utah’s one of those places I’d probably really like to live in if not for all the people there. Beautiful scenery, but easily the most unwelcoming state I’ve ever spent time in.

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Like I know that not all religious people are down with this kinda shit and that religion has helped a lot of people through some pretty tough times and all that, but man...every time I read about something like this it makes me so damn glad I never bought into it.

IT’S A COOK-wait.

I feel so sorry for the women on that list, because even the good outcome for them is fucking terrifying. It’s like sure you’re not gonna be stalked and raped and murdered, but you’re probably gonna be paranoid as fuck for a while so have fun with that.

Come on who doesn’t keep a murder lisasdfafafdafadfadsfjh;rakltgjdfklgjdslfgjdfkljdf;jajf;alkjfkljkla;jfjlkasdalkjf;aklfj

Christ, imagine how horrifying it would be to find out your name was in that column.

and one column simply marked, ‘kill.’

Did anyone else imagine this set in period-accurate 19th-century England with Ice Cube as Oliver?

One of the dipshits I work with has one of those fucking hats, and wears it often. It’s just as ugly in person as it is in the pictures.

Not to mention all the money we save not buying overpriced team jerseys and all that other branded crap that they wear.

I too respond to criticism by showing people pictures of me in my underwear.

It’s a lonely existence, being a non-sports fan in the midwest...

Also if it’s just awarded to novelists, why is it called the Man Booker Prize, as though all types of books were eligible?

Something something beta cucks, obviously.

I read it as “blender” at first and I was like “What?”

Having grown up in a town where the most popular pastimes among both men and women seem to be getting hammered and smoking heavily, this hardly surprises me.

It’s always Daylight Savings Time somewhere...

One of my favorite things about not being on the overnight shift at my job anymore is no longer being there when the clocks turn back and having another hour tacked onto my (usually already nine-hour) shift.

Apparently it’s from Dog Catalogue (which from what little I’ve heard is not a good manga).