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Trump’s hands are way too small for yaoi.

God sending us Trump would strengthen my theory that if the dude does exist then he’s a lot closer to the Old Testament version than he is to the New: a petty, sadistic asshole who gets off on making everyone miserable.

I’ve mostly been maintaining my habit of distracting myself from horrible reality as much as I feel I can get away with.

“If you’re a Christian, you just can’t spend your life worrying about the words of Donald Trump from 11 years ago,”

Ack! Optimism! It burns!

Haha! Like I’d ever be married. Heh. That’s funny. Good one.

Fuck, a new lock even. It’s not complicated.

That must be awkward.

But it bothers me that he almost never initiates contact.

Meanwhile I’m staring down the barrel of 33 and my biggest achievement is self-publishing two crappy books nobody bought.

That’s Star Trek though.

Man, what’d Star Wars ever do to you?

Yeah, I mean, if it’d been an actual person who said it it’d be different, right?

That is just embarrassing.

MORE LIKE SEWER-IN-CHIEF AM I RIGHT

Ugh I miss all my old forum hangouts from back in the day. I still keep in touch with all my friends from those places on Facebook, but it’s just not the saaaaaaaaame. :(

I’m not super into superhero comics, but I’m rather fond of Ms. Marvel, Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur, and The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl.