Yeah, I’d be more shocked if he hadn’t dropped the N-bomb at least once. (Slightly less shocked but still shocked if he’d only done it once.)

Yeah, the best I can do is say that neither I nor any other guys I would willingly associate with talk like that. I sadly know all too well that there are guys out there who talk exactly like that. :(

Shit, I’d rather nail my own hand to a cape buffalo than join a local FB group.

Yup. Pick a style and stick with it, Christ!

Yay, complaining!

I’ve had other guys try to engage me in that kind of “dude-talk”, but they’ve always been known D-bags and I’ve always shot it down like immediately.

Yeah, I need a very specific kind of horror movie. Mainly the creepy vague-sense-of-unease Lovecraftian kind.

I think that’s “dap.”

Sew his feet to his knees.

I once had a dude get mad at me because I wouldn’t back him up on saying it’s pronounced Or-eh-GONE. Uh my mom’s from there dipshit, I’d think I’d know how to say it.

Reminds me of the dipshit at work who would go around speaking in an awful faux-Indian accent mixing up “Indian convenience store clerk” and “Arab terrorist” stereotypes. Even after I pointed out to him that he was such a dumb motherfucker that he couldn’t even be a bigot right.

...Do you know anyone that wouldn’t be missed?

I’m not familiar with this guy or his music, but as an anxiety and depression haver myself I feel like I can relate and I hope he’s able to get some peace of mind. Depression and anxiety fucking suck to deal with, especially when you’re around people who just don’t get it.

The magic was inside us all along!

No, people actually want to read his stories.

I can’t even wrap my brain around making that kind of money.

So much so in fact, that it sounded like the Yoko tweet in this very article that I was referring to.

How many do you need to live?