Yeah, like at best I’m largely ambivalent towards her and at worst I find her...mildly annoying? I mean yeah she’s all over the media and stuff but beyond seeing her everywhere how does she impact the majority of our lives in any meaningful way? I really can’t wrap my head around disliking someone with honestly that…

I think it’s just because it’s a guy doing it, which I don’t imagine a lot of people expect to see.

I’m not surprised, because people are fucking garbage.

Wrong.

And it doesn’t matter how careful you are not to spread it around, it gets everywhere.

As per usual I am way late to the party, but I’m postin’ Kitty anyway because apparently I can’t not or something.

“Okay ladies, now we’re going to pour this insect vomit on you, and we want you to rub it all over yourselves.”

I thinking of getting my shower’s upstairs remodeled.

The McDonalds I worked at for a month down in Florida was a real shithole, and it seemed like more often than not none of the men’s room toilets would flush. I had to get more or less used to seeing floaters, but I was slightly less prepared for the time I went to use the bathroom before my shift started and saw a…

...And people still wonder why I don’t ever want kids whenever it comes up in conversation. Well I like being able to afford things, for one.

Yeah, I can’t remember a time in my life when I’ve ever been religious or actually believed in a god, but I still say stuff like that ‘cause, y’know, that’s the sort of language I grew up with.

There have been at least a couple live-action movies made about her in China. Though I haven’t seen either of them so I can’t really say how good they are (or how similar they are to the Disney version).

That’s probably the only one of these I’d be interested in seeing...as long as the cast is 100% Asian. Well I guess the talking dragon could get a pass.

Yeah, well my heart is empty and cold and dead. SO THERE.

I feel like even if I didn’t have major self esteem issues I’d still disagree with Chris Brown’s tweet just on account of it’s Chris Brown.

Yeah, that’s just a straight up dead animal.

One time when I was a kid a bird got into our basement, where my room was. I never saw what happened to it, but a while later I found part of a bird pelvis underneath my desk where the wall paneling had come loose.