PLEASE! God damn it! I hate this hacker crap!

bitchy wife/mother

“Oh, you did you paint the living room?” “Well we had to, after what happened...” “You even replaced all the furniture!” “...Yeeeaaaaahhhhh...”

“Sex” and “wearing crocs” are both entirely theoretical concepts as far as I’m concerned.

“I’m not dating a married human being.” -LaLa to Lisa

Y’know those articles that pop up every once in a while gushing over how some dude took a mediocre action figure or whatever and painted it up to look like an actual person?

Don’t actually say how he died, but keep dropping increasingly gruesome and outlandish hints and allusions to it so the viewers’ imaginations can fill in the blanks.

Bewkes made sure to note that the marketing for those movies were fine. “The strategy worked,” he said. “The execution did deliver what we wanted to do.”

Yeah, I feel like Jon Snow would want nothing to do with this assclown.

Pretty sure I’m doxxing myself here (AS IF THAT MATTERS), but here’s my latest two weird dinosaur-themed low-key science fiction stories:

Showing up late as usual but FUCK IT here’s my weaksauce brags for the week:

Echoing that it sounds like depression, because that’s one major thing that mine does: it just drains me of all my motivation so even when I manage to start something I usually just end up giving up soon anyway.

I’m just not sure I’d want a moody cat controlling any of the four elements is all.

So Kitty’s a waterbender?

Well then you aint gettin’ no Coke Mark, y’know what I’m sayin’?

She’s Kitty now, which I was just using as a placeholder until I settled on a “proper” name but it ended up fitting her better than anything else. I mean, she just looks like a Kitty:

I tried out Ripley as a name for my cat for a while but it didn’t stick. :(

I thank my mom’s trashy friends who spent the summer at our house one year for my cat. (They’d gotten her as a little kitten and she soon decided she liked me better, so when they left and “temporarily”left her behind she became my cat.)

Another day, another reason to hate this world we live in. Fuck.