I’ll sum up this movie with a single gif:

Every single car does this automatically. It’s how defroster settings work.

Probably my favorite game ever. As a matter of fact you’re tempting me into figuring out how to get it running on my Linux machine. I never did a full nonlethal run through of the original, but I still had fun replaying the levels different ways. One of my favorites was one where you walk through a twisty complex…

We’re calling Seth Meyers a centrist? He is more left than any host short of Jon Oliver or Trevor Noah.

I hear in the next one they kill of Kevin James’ wife and replace her with a previous one.

Will you get out of here. Will you get out of here. Will you

Whoever told these kids they could work with men??

Ratatouille, McMillion$, Mulan, The Outsider, are all very solid. Slow this roll.

Rosa laughing at jokes and Holt saying, at the end, “You’re on point today” to her. Perfect punchline.

I would hate it when Alex leaves, but if it has to be anyone, Ken Jennings is the best choice.

i am firmly #TeamKen. there’s something about james that’s too cocky/smirky. i saw a tweet suggesting that this contest is really an audition for who takes over after alex leaves.  if so, go ken!!!!

Why s this article written like Puddles hasn’t been around for years now and is low-key internet famous? Has he really never been on this website before?

Not that all the sequels and prequels to Watchmen weren’t still pretty pointless anyway.

OH my God. He’s Sophie Lennon.

I love her so much

Maybe just skip the Irishman and binge some more reality TV. Or just hit up a few Tik Toks. Better yet, just sit in a rocking chair and flick a flashlight on and off a few times against the wall. Works for my grandma.

glitter beer

“...but the best sex... is lewd; it’s loud, and, most specifically, leaves little to no room for sensuality.”

As good as Matt Damon playing Jim Rockford?

So you’re okay with Mooch profiting financially from his notoriety?