Yep, I checked, and they’re a hoax: http://gawker.com/creator-of-fuck-her-right-in-the-pussy-admits-it-was-1677160604

I’m pretty sure that the reporters in those videos are actors. Those videos look like pranks, but they’re all staged, I think.

I kinda liked last night’s episode, but I think AHS is all about going too far.

Lots of their pictures remind me of this:

Why would you not shit on McFarlane?

Well, it wouldn’t be the first time AHS promised something it couldn’t deliver.

That sounds like working at least two full-time jobs. How’s Kai able to run, or even afford to run, such an operation?

Okay, but who’s got the time and resources to enlist various professionals, acquire trucks that spray glowing gas, control random crowds of protestors and murderous clowns, cyberattack her son’s laptop, and do all the other things I’m guessing Kia is responsible for? Maybe this would make sense if the supernatural was…

1. If AHS was written by a Trump-loving, Pepe-embracing, Tiki Torch-wielding psychopath, would it honestly be any different from the current show?

Foam on the lips!? Zounds! Heavens forbid!

When Ivy asked Pedro to check on Ally, they said something about bringing her a few things, and I swear I saw him put some salt and pepper shakers in the box he was later carrying when Ally shot him.

While I’m sure execs aren’t saying, “Hey, let’s make a bad movie,” they are deliberately making movies which are pretty bad. So, yes, they are deliberately making bad movies.

Remember when Chappelle quit his show when he realized white people were laughing at it for the wrong reasons? I could see that happening to Ryan Murphy and this season of AHS. I hate Trump, too, but this episode was just too precious and seemed designed to inspire responses of “Triggered, snowflake?”

*NOT using it.

Nonsense, Toilet. For example, you need a brain, but you’re using it.

Of course not, Toilet. I’m saying we shouldn’t give cops the military equipment our previous president didn’t think cops needed.

And handcuffs come out only when necessary, too—definitely not when an asshole cop has a temper tantrum and decides to take it out on a law-abiding nurse who is trying her best to do her job. Great point, Toilet.

No, the tanks come out when people realize they won’t get military equipment unless they use it. Just like my boss won’t give me stuff—like copier paper—unless my coworkers and I use it.

So killing people is one thing, but killing your ancestors is another? I think I got it now.

And what three-letter word starting with “B” and ending with “UT” followed your statement?