Right, you glossed over it. Cops will use military force to get bad guys and to protect good guys—and they’re super easy to distinguish when you’re sitting inside a tank. Great point.

Funny how you literally said, “Stalin killed people, but . . .”

“Sure, Stalin killed millions of people, BUT . . .”

Right on, brother, and jack-booted cops can tell the difference between a good guy from a bad guy just by glancing at them. Duh. They can detect evil, like my 9th level paladin Malliburton the Brave.

Where the hell is Hot Rod?

It doesn’t matter what the details or the context is. The answer is always no.

Usually pointing out spelling errors is a total dick move, but I couldn’t resist pointing out the irony. Thanks for being cool about it. :)

She faked her own death because she had too many emails.

It’s “plagiarized,” honors writing student.

Ali Wong is the best thing about the mediocre American Housewife. The girl who who plays Anna Kat is pretty good, too.

Erin Hayes is too good for Kevin Can Wait.

I found some of the imagery in Deus Ex (2000) stunning.

I’m not saying “Just ignore them” is good advice, but when I was younger, I got teased for stuttering a lot and one year—4th grade maybe—I discovered that I could thwart some bullies but either pretending that I didn’t realize they were teasing me or acting like I thought their taunts were compliments. This didn’t…

Can we please stop a) calling a failure a “fail” and b) saying something done figuratively was done “literally”?

How is “gifted” a better word choice than “given”?

I was hoping that Kelly was going to burn all her bridges and renounce everything conservative and Fox News-ish and completely metamorph into the host of something like, oh, say, The Mao-Tse Tung Hour in Network.

People keep saying, “Can you imagine if a man asked a woman for an unwanted hug.”

Stupid, whiny voice: “Wow, you really are an idiot. And a sore loser. Now go quaff a pint of piss.”