I got my mom, did it again, and got my wife.

Young white people ignorantly appropriating things they know nothing about. And then posting pics of their ignorance on the Internet.

I made it regionals where my first and only word was DIVIDEND. I think some of the right letters came out of my mouth, but I was so frightened by being on a stage in front of an audience that I had no idea exactly what I was saying.

I think that on average men are still usually taller than women, but are they still stronger and/or tougher? Or have women caught up? This is just anecdotal, but there seem to be more Ronda Rouseys and Cyborgs and Gina Caranos today then there were say a couple of decades ago.

There appeared to be still one nut holding the tire to the car. When Kilmeade pulled the tire, he actually pulled the whole car, and it seemed to rock and almost fall off the jack. This is why you loosen the all of the nuts before you jack a car up.

Circa 1977 or so, I was a nerdy young boy with a couple of friends; down my street lived a boy a year older than me who was fascinating but a little mentally unbalanced. For example, he would get angry and start crying if I didn’t believe the crazy things he told me, like how KITT on Knight Rider was really…

Wouldn’t a Randian think others should earn everything on their own and therefore not care about taking care of others at all? If people want Rand to talk nice to them and show them, say, courtesy and respect, wouldn’t he just think that they’re being parasites?

Kathleen Hanna is a national fucking treasure.

That one did, since he probably thought I was insane. Which maybe I was, temporarily I mean.

When I was five or six years old, I used to get picked on a lot, and not just by one bully but by a rotating group of boys usually at least a year older than me. and I was a pretty ideal victim, as I stuttered and was kinda nerdy and pretty smart and would rarely fight back. One of the times time I flipped out and…

Remember how Hitler did that anti-Jew rap album that made all the Nazis hate Jewish people? How'd that one song go? "I don't know how to find the volume of a prism/But I do know I love anti-Semitism."

My extended family and I spent about a week it the Grand Tetons National Park, and one night all of us (about 14 people) decided to eat at Jackson Lake Lodge, the dining area in the back with the great view of the mountains. So when our waitress came over to take our order, she pleasantly said something like, "Okay, I…

1. When I was maybe four or five, I loved to watch This Is Tom Jones, especially when he would hold his microphone up in front of his face and belt out "It's Not Unusual." And the priests at my church used microphones, too, of course, but those were always attached to mike stands. Until one Sunday, when, for some…

I believe that actress was someone or other named Emma Stone or something.

Right, soccer matches never turn into brawls. Great point.

I could see Officer Ray Albers wearing one.

2043 can't come fast enough.

That should be her excuse: "But it's my first day!"