If you don't get to be "older folks," what are you? Yup. That.

So "Russian prison" is the new "Turkish prison."

So I read earlier this week that Bob Lutz is saying that the US Government killed Pontiac. He says that GM had big plans to rescue the struggling brand with innovative, rear-wheel designs that included small performance cars that would have set the Germans back on their heels. Had these plans come to fruition, he…

Zoidberg impersonation.

Next time he'll have one of those sparkling new N. Korean tablet computers. You betcha.

The Horta is a nice touch.

I think they could use a decent tailor too you know.

My first rear engine car. My second was a bug.

I actually had the first Prinz. Two cylinder slant engine with wrap around glass front and rear. It ran great and got good mileage...when I could keep it in parts.

Just odd enough to look absolutely great. I want it. Now.

I know. I am stealing it.

Holding hands is the most intimate of all activities? I've been doing it wrong all these years. Who knew?

Damn and double damn. I love this woman.

I'll pee on a stick for money. I'm male and not a celebrity though. Think this will work out for me?

Another funny (and fun) article by EGR. You know, I figure most women have anywhere from $900 to $1,999 worth of make-up in their bags. Damned stuff is expensive.

Yup, "you are finally old enough to get yourself out of the silly crap you got yourself into." I love the message.

Hearing about it certainly put me in the right frame of (frightened) mind.

Did she try thumping it, with the flick of a finger? A gal did that to me once; worked like a charm.

I read about a guy that had a boner for a week, ended up with gangrene, and lost his, um, tool.