I’m Dr Josef Heiter, retired, but still very well known as the leading engineer in separating Siamesed engine blocks. Six months ago, I designed a never seen operation, not separating any more but creating. I transformed my three Volvo 240s into a beautiful three wagon construction. Good news, your frame gauges match.…

The fact that the sale is available elsewhere isn’t a knock on his Fidelity.

Wow, wasn’t ready for that shock

When you want to slide into her DMs but rally is life.

I hope this gets a COTD so you post a topless picture of a woman about to get run over at a cars and coffee.

Pretty sure that’s going to be standard on Lambos, dude.

You’re kidding right?

Huh, we have one that out corners a Carrera, another that needs you to hold it straight, and another that doesn’t need you to steer at all. American muscle is really getting weird...

Allegedly the fastest car in the world is car referred to as “My Buddy’s Mustang”. I hear about it at every car show but have yet to lay eyes on it.

I heard one time about a mechanic who accidentally got some brake fluid in his mouth, and realized he liked the taste. It started a little bit at a time, but a couple of weeks later, he was drinking four or five bottles a day, having developed a preference for DOT 3. His friends and coworkers held an intervention to…

When I dreamed I was Trump last night.

Won’t work on Toyotas. No clearance to slide the net to the wheels since the cars are grounded to the ground.

Have I just stumbled into the twilight zone?

Does anything really matter?

Brexit?

I want to tell her to calm down but then I think about the seething existential rage I experience at people that walk three wide in hallways and amble, or left lane hogs, or people that take too long to use the sugar/cream station at Starbucks, or people that forgot the form at the Post Office, or try and get on the…

That’s *messed up*. :D I love it.

For evil week, if you encounter one in the wild... take that cup, dump out the ice, place the coin back in and freeze the water on top.

This is America we can swap engines