Yeah we’ve all played Gran Turismo.

Your misspelling of diesel gives your response zero credibility.

Squad goals...

Welcome to profit margins. In the next chapter we’ll discuss pharmaceuticals.

My wife just had a baby less than 2 months ago, so things in the bedroom are not umm... Back to normal...

I like the Porsche’s interior waayyy better. That light blue seat trim in the ‘Vette is going to look like absolute gahbage within a few years.

Wow, what a difference a haircut makes.

When I saw the pictures of the 124 rally I made a sound so dirty the porn filters kicked in and blocked all images.

What about the stupid multi color c-pillar?

Toyota Groundcar. Be sure to ask about their tire and suspension packages.

Best looking Bentley is the Brooklands? Ha. Hahahaha.

No, it was named after some black chick in Detroit.

Just because some group falsely claims ownership, doesn’t mean the name of the geographic region is no longer acceptable. Better not call it America any more because of the Confederate States of America- kinda ruined it now forever, right?

I heard Cousin Matthew is pretty handy behind the wheels.

I’m going to take this much more literally, and much less artistically:

19" rotors? Before Dubs those were some big wheels!

No but I’d love some dip.

I have no strong opinions on chrome wheels, but I’ve always thought a blue C6 Corvette ZR-1 just looks so right with them.