Yeah we’ve all played Gran Turismo.

Your misspelling of diesel gives your response zero credibility.

Every 10 people gathered, they lost a point in their iQ.

The only thing dumber than some of us is all of us, together.

Squad goals...

Welcome to profit margins. In the next chapter we’ll discuss pharmaceuticals.

In a dark age, where information is king and global surveillance is invading every facet of our lives, one man stands for peace and privacy everywhere. He’s not the hero we need, but the hero we deserve. Jet Ski Man rises.

My wife just had a baby less than 2 months ago, so things in the bedroom are not umm... Back to normal...

I like the Porsche’s interior waayyy better. That light blue seat trim in the ‘Vette is going to look like absolute gahbage within a few years.

Wow, what a difference a haircut makes.

When I saw the pictures of the 124 rally I made a sound so dirty the porn filters kicked in and blocked all images.

What about the stupid multi color c-pillar?

Toyota Groundcar. Be sure to ask about their tire and suspension packages.

Best looking Bentley is the Brooklands? Ha. Hahahaha.

No, it was named after some black chick in Detroit.

Just because some group falsely claims ownership, doesn’t mean the name of the geographic region is no longer acceptable. Better not call it America any more because of the Confederate States of America- kinda ruined it now forever, right?

I heard Cousin Matthew is pretty handy behind the wheels.

I’m going to take this much more literally, and much less artistically:

No but I’d love some dip.