I heard one time about a mechanic who accidentally got some brake fluid in his mouth, and realized he liked the taste. It started a little bit at a time, but a couple of weeks later, he was drinking four or five bottles a day, having developed a preference for DOT 3. His friends and coworkers held an intervention to…

When I dreamed I was Trump last night.

Won’t work on Toyotas. No clearance to slide the net to the wheels since the cars are grounded to the ground.

Yes. An elected official and two random dipshits are totally the same thing and should be held in the same standard.

Have I just stumbled into the twilight zone?

Does anything really matter?

That’ll be introduced in Campus 3GS.

And from space it’ll look like a headphone jack for planet earth, thanks for trolling us, Apple :/

Brexit?

I want to tell her to calm down but then I think about the seething existential rage I experience at people that walk three wide in hallways and amble, or left lane hogs, or people that take too long to use the sugar/cream station at Starbucks, or people that forgot the form at the Post Office, or try and get on the…

That’s *messed up*. :D I love it.

For evil week, if you encounter one in the wild... take that cup, dump out the ice, place the coin back in and freeze the water on top.

Our Company is moving in few months to a new location... we are building new offices. I vote for our engineering conference room to have wall to wall - floor to ceiling “dry-erase walls” all around.

I work in a plant with a waterjet and I find this lifehack to be a real time-saver! Maybe you’re just not the power user you think you are...

Here’s a list of foods you can eat in a 2017 Chevy Camaro ZL1:

Or someone who stopped smoking.

But have you checked for it... behind your ear?

Huh. I wasn’t aware of any of these before, and thank you.

I also don’t care a bit about the latest M5 or who is winning in NASCAR. If we could just stick to stories, classified hunting, and home-garage tech stuff, I would be perfectly happy. Tell me about the time you barrel-rolled a Nova, show me a list of craigslist ads where the seller got the manufacturer wrong (I saw a…

This is America we can swap engines