This is a repost (of myself), but wow.

Allow me to counter with:

Range Rover wanted to try something new, didn't know how old Donald Trump is.

Most can't afford a garage either, just a ditch to park them in.

ReinCARnation. I'll see myself out.

Aren't they FWD too?

You've definitely got this one in the bag. Nice job, good competition.

Street racing, of course.

I bought myself a cheap $200 scooter the summer after watching this. It fell apart right before school started. Would do it again.

Thank you so much!

I made it worse:

We have found the worst possible rendering of a removable top on a 2015 Bronco.

Still cannot graphic design. Also the worlds first six passenger ragtop. Because I like how "ragtop" sounds.

Thanks! The PPPP is quite obvious, Lovelock is the prison in which our favorite kidnapper/murderer/pursuee/running-back is incarcerated.

Mhm. This shall be the second car not designed by bean counters, so screw 'em - warning, Autoblog link.

I can solve that.

Cannot graphic design.

Brofender

So this?

Pictures weren't showing up for me on Jalopnik. Kinja, in case that happens to you too.
I swear I didn't photoshop it.