and you will never, ever guess No. 1.

The only people who knew Cardale Jones was starting were Urban Meyer and Bill Belichick.

Better idea: cancel the game itself. Have the Derby tomorrow night to determine who gets home-field for the World Series.

Nike: Just Do It*

The secrecy was so unnecessary—all they needed to do was announce that the brand was evolving and Tennessee fans would demand never to hear about it again.

Amos Zereoue.

These remind of the Minnesota Wild’s much better home greens. (As in, the ones without the terrible logo.) I like these quite a lot.

HEAD COACH: Alright, let’s draw up the punt return play - who do you need out there?

“HOW WAS THIS EVER PUBLISHED?”

But pro wrestling is awesome. This was bullshit.

So the two guys collected their paychecks, poked at each other for a while, and then they gave the win to the guy who’s chasing the undefeated record.

Really, they couldn’t just file them under “Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out!!” instead?

I had the same thought regarding Smash Bros. and Halo.

+1 ref who’s used to it.

Meanwhile, here is a picture from the NBA refs meeting yesterday:

“CHALLENGE YOURSELVES TO BE REALLY GOOP DURING ALL STOPPAGES” is also an excellent slogan for a laxative.

John Cage is finally mentioned on Deadspin. And people thought it took too long for DS to discuss the Boston Marathon bomber trial.

Not to mention “Throws: Parties”, which sounds like something Johnny Manziel would pester the Browns’ flack to add to his official bio.

I’d have John Brenkus’ father pull out on the night he was conceived. Sports Science is the most terrible segment in television.