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Are people really still anti-Penn State because of Sandusky? Everyone involved in that travesty is gone. Joe Paterno is dead. It’s the same school in name alone. Grow up.

Not all is lost. They might get a bowl game berth on academic progress!

“LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME EVERYONE SERIOUSLY LOOK AT ME GIVE ME ATTENTION PLS” - Megan Rapinoe

Now that we’re doing Deadspin Hall of Fame again, I demand a re-vote for Vodka Samm.

“But in THIS life, he’s a Quiverfull doofus with twice as many children as playoff wins.” I’m not sure which is more surprising: that Philip Rivers has 8 children or 4 playoff wins.

Super Bowl XXXIV. I went to bed right after kickoff and made my dad write down the score on my MagnaDoodle.

Delete your account.

“Athlete Who Can Punt A Football The Furthest”

I was briefly President of my college’s Chess Club. On April Fool’s Day I changed our group’s name to that of a rival school’s and said that we had been merged clubs and were going by their name. To ensure that no one could possibly fall for it, I announced that club meetings would now occur on Sundays at 7 AM and…

As a Penguins fan, there’s no way that loss was Fleury’s fault. Two of those goals were Letang losing his man (he went -4 last night) and one was an absolute snipe by Kucherov (credit where credit is due). I was too furious to watch the replay of the OT goal so I have no idea whose credit/fault that was.

I would like to take the time to point out that NBA Live 95 can count higher than 255 whereas Madden NFL 16 cannot.

You’re kidding, right? I don’t even like basketball lol

Now THAT was a travel.

And inversely, if losing in the play-in game of the NCAA tournament put you in the second round of the NIT.

It makes sense, I suppose: the designated heel team of the NFL teaming up with literal demon-spawn Sheldon Adelson.

I have a Bachelor’s of Science in mathematics and these kids got the answers before I could even finish reading the questions. No wonder I don’t have a job.

I haven’t watched the NBA in a while. How the fuck do the 76ers have 9 wins?

I am pleased to report that the Duquesne men’s basketball team successfully reached home earlier this evening.

Speaking of Xbox and overtimes, my friend and I played a 133-131 5 OT game in NCAA Football a while back.