Oh, yes. Heaven forbid that Penn State should ever be allowed to move on from its shameful past. We must grind their noses into the dirt. They must suffer interminably. Bad, bad Penn State. The people who played tonight must take no pride in their accomplishment, because ooriginal sin and all that.

I say put PSU in over OSU.

Hey Russell, here’s an idea to avoid ties. Throw for a fucking touchdown.

Clint Barmes! I remember that guy.

We need new events:

Let’s Remember Some Bloggers

The Wave is fun.

I tell myself that maybe in another generation we can get rid of these people and mentalities. But in the mean time, let’s keep Clefairy up top at Westboro.

Voting for the Cardinals here is stupid. The Cardinals—as a franchise—are perfectly okay, no better and no worse than a half-dozen other very successful teams (are you comfortable saying the Cardinals are really meaningfully worse than the Patriots?). The Cardinals’ fanbase, that sucks, but the team itself is fine and…

take to the comments to let us know what sorts of awards should be awarded

When I was 11 I was at a week long hockey camp at the University of Maine. My best friend and I realized a couple days in that - cut off from TV (this was 1994) and playing hockey 10 hours a day - no one had any idea of what was going on in the world.

I think some plausible relocation news (NHL Carolina—>Vegas for instance) is a pretty solid way to terror into a fan’s heart for a brief second.

That’s the smell of the world burning.

Super Bowl 36. Pats over Rams. Pats would never have become the dynasty that they are. They would have remained in relative obscurity, still overshadowed by the Bruins, Red Sox and Celtics.

Let’s expand that out to all true fans of any sport. I for one know that there is not a single vision-having umpire in all of Major League Baseball.

The 0-3 Cardinals have struck out a combined 37 times in their three losses.

The Cardinals losing is my fetish.

These guys figured out this one weird trick. Neurologists hate them!

I was at the 6 OT Arkansas UK game, it was a blast. The only bad part is that I had sobered up by the end.

It’s true: Gizmodo doesn’t quit.