Honestly, I would go to a pizza gay wedding. Pizza is never inappropriate.

It's Indiana, not Insteve.

But more than that, the NCAA has a history of backing progressive causes. Last year it spoke out publicly against a proposed amendment backing gay marriage; in 2005 it unilaterally issued playoff bans to certain teams unless they dropped their American-Indian mascots; in 2001 it banned Mississippi and South Carolina…

I bet he wishes he didn't hit that first drive so baddeley.

By "preserve" you mean turn a unique ballpark into a garish monstrosity while leaving it in such bad condition that there's a non-zero chance that the Cubs will have to play games in U.S. Cellular Field this summer, in service of making slightly more money for some wealthy douche-bro family.

"Well, as long as it's just FORMER players...but we're monitoring the situation closely."

Deadspin is a site for dads.

Yeah, my 13 y.o. daughter wasn't enough of an emotional wreck just from being 13 y.o. Thanks Liam (or w/e)

He's a sherbet for the Olympics, too.

He's had a rocky road to some well-deserved success.

We public-records searched the dude, and he graduated in 2008. Keep hanging on to that collegiate glory (and university email account), guy!

When I first moved to LA I wasn't astonished by the amount of police chases but the actual news anchors who all look like rejects from a hypothetical 1992 season of The Bachelor.

in Don Imus' decrepit uber-bro, insider white-patriarchy mind, he probably thinks he got a bum rap for using sexist and racist code words. and now he feels vindicated.

A thrilling game that shows how irrelevant the college basketball regular season can be.

'Course, 9 outta 10 Kansans say they oppose Self gratification.

Aha, so when I was pointing out that a 'body slam' was in fact a belly-to-back suplex and people bitched, similar idea? I was just impressed with the guys technique pulling it out of his ass on a fucking soccer field.

Let's not forget this is the district's CONSOLATION game. So both of these teams already lost their district semifinal. The fact that they're trying to backdoor their way into the state tournament is as sad as it would be futile.

How shameful. They should take a lesson from the NBA's Sixers, Lakers, Knicks and try their best.

Hopefully he'll Seymour chances in the future.