With over 14,000 votes, "Yes" is currently at EXACTLY 75%.

WHAT THE FUCK???? The fuck is happening in the NBA right now? (I haven't watched basketball in a while.)

Judging the current state of the Hawks, I'd say the asking price should be a fistful of string cheese.

Also, wasn't Schilling like 40% short of the mark? Does he seriously want us to believe that 200 people left him off the ballot because he was a Republican? Is he trying to get inducted into the Hall of Fame or passed as a bill in Congress?

Is one of those "few more" a re-vote for Vodka Samm? Because I demand a re-vote for Vodka Samm.

Worse yet, NCAA could justify renaming Division III by claiming that it's different from Divisions I and II since Division III doesn't offer scholarships. They could pull some sort of student-first bullshit like the Career Aspirations Division.

Teams enter at varying rounds based on their tier (for instance, this game was Liverpool's first and AFC Wimbledon's third) and from there the teams, and which team is at home, are drawn at completely random. So AFC Wimbledon could have played Liverpool, Arsenal, Chelsea, or seventh-tier Blyth Spartans, all with equal…

Fourth tier, Billy. I know, it's all very confusing.

Follow-up question: Do you think ESPN has any control over which teams make which bowl games?

Given this crazy Houston vs. Pitt game, is this the best bowl season ever in terms of game quality?

I demand a redo for Vodka Samm.

I demand a redo on Vodka Samm.

The fact that Mitchell wasn't ejected from this game is a testament to how little control the refs had over this game last night.

Fuck Stan Savran. Hopefully they fire his ass for this.

Is this not an easier solution to last week's puzzle?:

People talk about getting rid of extra points, but you know what we really need to get rid of? Kneels!

To my knowledge, the Penguins don't do the stick raise. I don't think I've seen it at any of the games I've been to.

I'm pretty sure I watched it on ESPNEWS like I did everything back in 4th grade. Of course, since I was in 4th grade I thought it was pretty much the greatest thing to ever happen.

Oh man, I came SO close to putting a bunch of money on TCU -27.5 (yes, seriously). Thank God I didn't.

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