Kansas City: T-1 week until Luke Joeckel becomes a Chief.

Kansas City: T-1 week until Luke Joeckel becomes a Chief.

THIS is Pittsburgh. Learn some geography, guys!

"a quarterback coach who has worked with Ben Roethlisberger, Matt Leinart, and Matt Barkley"

Red Sox 3, Rays 2: Sox win on Patriot Day courtesy of Mike Napoli's walk-off double. With the 11:05 AM start, fans were able to get home before the bombings.

Mets/Rockies game postponed due to snow. Don't know what's worse: all those unused 42 jerseys or the fact that a game in mid-April got postponed due to snow.

Padres 6, Dodgers 3: Padres spoil LA's Jackie Robinson tribute. Also, neither team got into a fight, so I suppose that's an accomplishment.

Cardinals 10, Pirates 6: Cardinals plate 7 in the 2nd. Can't blame James McDonald, though: in his 1 2/3 IP, he gave up 8 runs but only 3 were earned.

This sounds nothing like I Am The Doctor.

The Pirates sweep the Reds off of a 10-6 victory courtesy of Michael McKenry's 2 home runs. In other news, the sun rose in the West this morning.

Penguins 6, Lightning 3: Jussi "The Joker" Jokinen scores 2, Tanner Glass gets his first goal as a Penguin (and first PP goal of his career), and new Pens Iginla, Morrow, and Murray all chip in with points.

I was actually thinking about going tomorrow...

Look at all the empty seats! How the hell did this fill 30,000?

Cubs 6, Brewers 3: Carlos Marmol got the win. Aliens!

Yankees 14, Indians 1: Yankees launch five home runs from Ichiro Suzuki, Lyle Overbay, Kevin Youkilis, Robinson Cano, and Brennan Bosch, four of whom weren't on the Yankees last year.

A's 9, Angels 5: Angels fans were none too pleased with Josh Hamilton's performance, as he went 0 for 5 including a strikeout with the bases loaded.

Atlanta: A day after the National Championship game, a volunteer crew assembled to clean up Rick Pitino's soiled pants.

The state of Kentucky gets their second straight championship from their second straight #1 overall seed. All bets are now on Murray State!

Pirates 5, Diamondbacks 3: Wait, you're telling me that the Pirates actually won... and got a solid 6 2/3 from the bullpen?

Corpus Christi: Approximate location of the bottom of the strike zone at last night's Rangers/Rays game.