The Dodgers expectedly sweep the Pirates. In other news, the Pirates are four games under .500 and only six games into the season. Could the annual fire sale start early this year?

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How is Nutting on the "fair" side? He's the most profitable owner in the majors yet constantly spends the least money on players. He's throttling our team for monetary gain.

Poconos Mountains: Approximate location of Jrue Holliday's shots in a godawful 2/24 shooting performance in a loss to the Bobcats. Yes, the Bobcats.

Actually, it seems logical. After a pitcher has retired 26 straight batters, finishing off ninth in the order or a pinch hitter seems like a shoe-in.

This bird is clearly a huge dick.

The Pirates begin and end their season-high 1 game sellout streak. Also, they lost to the Cubs. This is going to be a long season, but who cares, we have the Penguins.

Clayton Kershaw essentially beats the Giants by himself.

Spokane: 1-seed Stanford's women's basketball team falls in a stunner. In other news: If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

Well deserved. Can't believe the vote was so close.

Tits or GTFO

Philadelphia: 76ers 100, Bucks 92. Brandon Jennings benched, whines about it. (Yes I realize this isn't where Philadelphia is. The NY annotation is blocking it.)

South Africa: For some ungodly reason, Olympic sprinter and accused murderer Oscar Pistorius is allowed to leave the country and continue his racing career.

Hey, who turned out the lights?

He has an interview with Ben Lovejoy of the Penguins (now Ducks) is clearly fake. Very suspicious syntax and a very wrong statistic.

Chicken rings? Holy shit. I want some.

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PittsburghComcast: 185

Pittsburgh Comcast: 185

Heinz Field was installed with troughs. They still have troughs. It's nasty as shit. The few times I've been there I hold it in all game.