This bird is clearly a huge dick.

The Pirates begin and end their season-high 1 game sellout streak. Also, they lost to the Cubs. This is going to be a long season, but who cares, we have the Penguins.

Clayton Kershaw essentially beats the Giants by himself.

Spokane: 1-seed Stanford's women's basketball team falls in a stunner. In other news: If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

Well deserved. Can't believe the vote was so close.

Tits or GTFO

Philadelphia: 76ers 100, Bucks 92. Brandon Jennings benched, whines about it. (Yes I realize this isn't where Philadelphia is. The NY annotation is blocking it.)

South Africa: For some ungodly reason, Olympic sprinter and accused murderer Oscar Pistorius is allowed to leave the country and continue his racing career.

Hey, who turned out the lights?

He has an interview with Ben Lovejoy of the Penguins (now Ducks) is clearly fake. Very suspicious syntax and a very wrong statistic.

Chicken rings? Holy shit. I want some.

Click "Schedule" and select your game from there? Otherwise, try the back button in your browser.

PittsburghComcast: 185

Pittsburgh Comcast: 185

Heinz Field was installed with troughs. They still have troughs. It's nasty as shit. The few times I've been there I hold it in all game.

Pens 2, Bruins 1 - Penguins win their 9th straight (Heat who?) and take the overall lead in the Eastern Conference.

Jay Bilas' career almost ended here.

Victor just broke the record!

Marc-Andre Fleury sets a Penguins record with his 23rd shutout in a 3-0 win over the Rangers.

Ireland: People got drunk.