Pittsburgh Penguins acquire Martin St. Louis, Patrick Elias, and Evgeni Nabokov... in my NHL 13 franchise.

Atlantic 10 tournament: Charlotte scores 8 points in final 4 seconds of game. Befuddled Richmond team probably still being called for technical fouls on the streets of Brooklyn.

+5,000

Vatican: Cardinals 1, Black Smoke 0Interestingly, both would be interesting team names. Alternate title: South America 1, Italy 0

What the fuck is this train track made of, Jenga blocks?

Cleveland makes some major free agency signings. At this pace they might get 3rd place in the AFC North.

Inaccurate 3 point line for a women's basketball game.

I wonder how a list of 266 people, many of whom we have little records on, were ranked.

EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP!

You mean M&T Bank Stadium?

I never realized how f***ing terrible this show is.

I go to a different Catholic university and we have a ton of Atheists here.

So let's say Te'o was in on it. Hell, let's say it was his idea and he fabricated the whole thing. Now let's remember, Te'o is a Mormon at a notably Catholic university. So who's more pissed off - Catholics or Mormons?

"...and the Tigers have never won the SWAC tournament, which means they've never received one of those automatic bids to lose by 40 to some No. 1 seed in the NCAA tournament."

Who the fuck is voting no? We are SO CLOSE

I give the MLS three years.

We said that about Pete Carroll the first time, too.

Why the fuck would you get wasted when you're probably paying $300+ for a ticket

Four now.

Going to disagree with you on the durian fruit. You at least have a handle on a pineapple.