“Give a man an inch... And he thinks he’s a ruler.”

Maybe she’s endorsing <ahem> proportionately challenged partners?

Regular vaginas don’t differentiate, but Christian vaginas definitely do. As long as it’s from a Jesus-blessed union, performed missionary only with the lights off, a Christian vagina can take a pounding night after night and still wake up each morning like the sandwich on the right.

This. I know someone who runs their own farm. I’ve been there before and helped out and it’s a very well run farm and all the animals are cared for very well and the owner is invested in making sure they keep that up. Farming itself isn’t the problem, if you go small scale the people involved are generally quite…

This. I could have written this verbatim as a response. Some people spend a crap ton of money on a PC (and upgrade it every time something slightly better comes out) or a laptop, others get by just fine with a $50 Amazon Fire tablet. Some spend 10's of thousands on a car to drive 10 miles a day, others ride a bike…

I agree. I usually just get a dark roast. I also get talls when I am doing work there and take advantage of the free refills for green members. (I’m gold right now because of the whole change thing, but I used to do it before then too.)

Also a good tip, increase the percentage by a couple of points or more when you get a raise at work. You won’t miss what you never had and it’s a painless way to increase your contribution.

being scared by all the warnings to not pay too high a management fee.

I just opened an IRA with Betterment and they seem fine. I mean, when it comes down to it, choosing an investment firm is kind of like a game of spin the wheel. Betterment also has a nice little app.

So long, and thanks for all the fish, Evernote.

Evernote must have gotten tired of having users. Then again, if enough users are willing to pay the higher price, not only will they make the same or more money, but their operating costs will go down as free users migrate to other services. It’s a risk, but I suspect a calculated one.

its like when you were little and fighting with your brothers in the car on the way to see Tarzan and your mom said she would turn the car around if you didnt stop and you didn’t believe her so you kept fighting and then she did and your life flashed before your eyes.

Can confirm. The Gold Bond version is good too but is the size of a stick deodorant.

Absolutely, less is more, and it’s ok at least where I work for candidates to ask if the interview would like more information on that particular response or not.

“How soon can I get a laptop and work from home?” Um, I dunno, ask whoever hires you ‘cuz it ain’t gonna be me.

I agree! Montreal is a great city, and if you’re driving there, you’ll most likely get to see some beautiful scenery as a bonus.

((( “I realize I don’t really want a dazzling multi-colored lighting scheme...” )))

((( “I realize I don’t really want a dazzling multi-colored lighting scheme...” )))

You are a goddamn genius.

You are a goddamn genius.

You could maket the “Mother’s Coming” device, and you would make millions. Then you could also make the “Mother’s coming blocker” and sell it to the Mothers, and make more millions.

You could maket the “Mother’s Coming” device, and you would make millions. Then you could also make the “Mother’s…

I use three bulbs behind my TV to color the walls behind the TV. For the most part, that’s the only ‘color’ lighting I used. But I also use different temperatures of ‘white’ lighting from the classic warm look of an incandescent bulb at night and cool, bright lighting in the morning. I love my Hue lights and have had…

I use three bulbs behind my TV to color the walls behind the TV. For the most part, that’s the only ‘color’ lighting…