We lost my dad 7 months ago after 10 terrible weeks in ICU. After many starts and stops with my education over many years, I decided to apply to a four year school and get my flippin' degree already. Dad couldn't talk anymore, but wrote me shaky-handed notes in the hospital, asking about my classes. He's lying there,…

Oh god all the feels.

I really hope your mom sees this and it makes her day. What an amazing gift for the day.

Remember when Hope was dead and Lisa Rinna was all "I luv u Bo!" and the POOF Hope was alive again?? Anyone?

Is Brad wearing Transitions lenses?

We have booze at Illinois Walgreens. But it's shitty, mostly. And unlike CVS, you can still buy smokes there. Curious for a business with a slogan like, "at the corner of happy and healthy."

Yeah, we can buy beer and wine at the Walgreens here in Texas. All you have to do is put up with the governor occasionally firing a gun into the air like Yosemite Sam and telling you all the solutions to the region's environmental problems are to "pray to Jesus" for rain and whatnot. Also the painful disintegration…

seriously! my first thought after reading this article was, "girl where is your walgreens at?? I am trying to hit that up!!"

You can't get booze there in Michigan either. I go to CVS for that!

There's an opportunity here for someone versed in Tumblr to photoshop George's face over Jennifer's body on those tabloid covers with headlines like "Pregnant & Alone!" and "Happy at Last!"

I now have questions for the so-called writer of this so-called article (IS THIS JOURNALISM? UGH). Is there Ser Pounce fanfic? And should I immediately start writing some?

I really don't need another thing to distract me tonight, but dammit if I don't need to see dogs dancing to MSM!

Did you just have a stroke?

When they perform masculinity while maintaining their femininity performances as well. You can love football and drinking beer and "being one of the guys" so long as you are also pretty and extremely femme.. in fact, one probably has to maintain an even higher level of feminine performance to offset the "masculine"…

"women are expected to perform femininity, but when they perform masculinity, they are admired and rewarded. "

Solar eclipse level shade. Like, I'm-waiting-for-Neil-deGrasse-Tyson-to-fly-out-and-explain-it-to-me shade.

A good Key Lime Pie with a graham cracker crust is the nectar of the gods.

I really hate how much people shit on mixed drinks. Sure, most of the crappy HFCS mixed drinks in restaurants are total shit, but a good mixed drink can be sublime. A lot of alcohol snobbery is borne of ignorance, rather than being some truly englightened drinker.

Put that mustache out of it's misery, fuck the bucket hat and marry the bandanna. I can always use more bandannas, but I don't want that hat around for more than a night.