I can buy neither shoes nor booze at Walgreen's! :/

I can't wait!

Even sugarshit is half sugar!

I hope it's not 15 oz. of gin!

Eats be with you.

And was battered!

From now on, please refer to me as "withpurplesocks, not the girlfriend of John Mellencamp."

Guess he's not #teamwaffle!

Well, *maybe* they are!

No, you are FUN!

WAY better than folks who eat together and one or both are on their phone the entire time! Or that dude who would rather read the paper than interact with his dining partner. Or the lady who likes to make comments about what everyone at her table is eating.

But... "jelly bean" isn't even a flavor! (I'd still try it, though.)

Not sure what it means, but I would pretty happily eat any and all of these.

I'd rather eat Gravy Train than drink GravyTrim.

I will cherish my Six Feet Under NARM t-shirt even more now. :(

This is my all-time favorite book, and the inspiration for my username. I am now going to see a watercolor of Harriet's favorite tomato sandwich...this post made my day, if not my week!

Chocolate milk and seltzer!

Stale Peeps are the best Peeps.

You beat me to it!