I'm so sorry for the loss of your friend — sounds like a lovely person.

I was really sad to read this on Joyce Carol Oates' Twitter account today. Am I naive to be disappointed? Have I missed something about her in the past?

Oh, I'm sorry to hear about your discomfort. I don't know how people have the energy to comment on anything — aren't they busy enough with their lives?!

Sorry to interrupt, but this:

Yay! I hope it helps. I also like watching the confusion people get when I say something like this.

I don't know if this is your style, but I would say something like "Really? Because I'm 83" or "Well, I am 22" (or some age that is much older OR much younger) than your actual age — I just think that saying something so over-the-top kind of gets the message across that their question is inappropriate and I'm easier…

He was an adult when I was a child and now I am an adult and we look the same age.

Desdemona: O, unfriend me, my lord, but kill me not!

So MacCallum makes...zero dollars?

I have and I'm glad. Can't believe he's 50!

Maybe this will be Uma Thurman's chance!

They can make douches and be douches at the same time!

I get CNN News Alerts on my phone and when one popped up with "Justin Bieber" as the first two words, I assumed the sentence would end with "has died."

Yes, the duct tape look was pretty horrible ;)

I think of him as "Muad'Dib."

Maybe this could be Uma Thurman's much-requested new job!

Looks like it came out when she was about five!

Dream-dasher!

You make it sound so hospital-gowny! I was thinking way softer and pillowy.