Followed up by "Can Stand Losing You."

Is it bad that now I kinda want paper panties?

Not me. Gotta look slim in the afterworld!

When I add multiple eggs to something, I first crack each egg into its own little bowl in case of stray shell bits, and then dump each egg into the main bowl. This has saved me a lot of grief so just passing info on — no idea if it's a "thing" other people do! :) Sorry about your sauce :(

In the "old days" (maybe ten years ago?) not as many things HAD expiration dates. Am I wrong? I am always surprised on things like cookies, cereals, etc. All those preservatives — isn't it their job to make the product last forever?

I waited, too, and I share your excitement and nervousness!

I miss trying to make my hair as high as possible, (I was really good at it— Stiff Stuff was the key) I miss wearing neon, overalls, and large triangle-shaped earrings. I miss waiting for my favorite songs (Duran Duran, The Police, later The Cure and Depeche Mode) to come on the radio so I could record them on a…

Is this "Cosmo" an OKCupid responder?

Tickled By a Pterodactyl?

I always scoff at these collaborations, roll my eyes, etc., then secretly sneak something into my cart when I see the goods in store.

I've seen this "likable characters" thing come up a lot lately. "Likable" is great in real life, but usually not as interesting in fiction. I thought this was a pretty basic concept, no?

Maybe being "funny" hasn't gotten him laid, but has being famous? I have a hard time believing that in thirty years, Gottfried, an (unfunny) celebrity has never gotten lucky. Maybe I'm just cynical, but I would think anyone with some degree of fame (or infamy) can find someone to bed.

I'm sure you're correct. Norman is an attractive man.

Not sure I want to know what they consider an "UN-FUN FACT"!

Another liberal hoax!

Does Rush even get a CHOICE about what he says anymore? Even if he was down with the vortex and was vortexed half to death, he'd still have to deny deny deny. I'm sure there must be a huge list he's handed:"Things You're Not Allowed to Believe NO MATTER WHAT."

Not as glamorous or exciting as Tonya's stint as a commentator on truTV's "World's Dumbest" (with co-"stars" Todd Bridges and Danny Bonaduce).

The only baby I care about is AMERICA'S BABY.

Does this mean Courtney Love doesn't have a lock code on her phone?