Adam Levine hasn't painted puppies, I guess.

Did he need some time on his own? Did he need some time...all alone?

I feel like Rosie's Photoshop fun was a missed opportunity to do something zany with the kid in the picture...like, turn her into a sloth or unicorn or something.

I've heard toboggan-as-hat from US Southerners.

"That was also the month I started using Dove soap."

Is People always this funny?

I sometimes find remnants of my snacking in my hair. Sometimes I think my dogs are being affectionate, but they are often just smelling goodies.

Stevie looks so young!

But she's FLAWSOME!

I've said and done way too many stupid things to be on any kind of horse (I shouldn't even be allowed near barns) but I do my best to learn from my blunders.

Is it fair to say "I don't know"? Because I don't and I don't want to make up an answer. I can see some hair sticks looking chopstick-esque. In theory, a "pink decorated" stick sounds fine...but I'm going to fall back on "I don't know."

I understand that impulse and do the same types of things with my long hair.

I have been told by Asians and Asian-Americans that, yes, it is frowned upon. Whenever I've read about chopstick etiquette, "don't put them your hair" is almost always mentioned. There are actual hair sticks (called kanzashi and kogai) that appear similar to chopsticks, and there are various types of hair sticks for…

All the love in the world!

He wants a skirt that's like chaps — leaves the bottom exposed! Party in the back, woo hoo!

Someone, at this very minute, is planning to stick chopsticks in his or her bun. And they are going to go shopping for "those pretty ones."

Take me away (from this nonsense).

Sad to learn—I don't know any men who love their families.

Remember, this family has already weathered the "Oh, Dad, you shot someone in the face!" year-end Christmas dinner.