The obnoxious proselytizing of poly people is rivaled only by White people into BDSM.

I generally find that the quality of a Chinese restaurant is inversely proportional to the % of its sales made up of buffalo wings, chicken tenders, and french fries.

Everyone had that hairstyle in 1998. With tiny butterfly clips at the ends of the twists.

“Here, we see a server remove the packaging from a frozen cheesecake that arrived on truck this morning to be thawed in a cooler. And so begins and ends our tour of Obscene Selection of Cheesecakes.”

But is it still okay to preferentially seek out white guys with dreadlocks hanging around behind the Gap when you’re trying to score some weed?

Chi-poh-little at least sounds a bit better than how I’ve heard most people pronounce it: chi-pottle, as in “bottle” with a p.

“Now THAT’S White Zinfandel!” which he promptly poured into his monogrammed thermos.

dead giveaway you went on a cruise this summer.

What is it with sushi and stupid people? I was out to dinner this weekend at a very nice sushi place (the kind where they serve sushi and that’s it, no hibachi or noodle dishes or anything) and the two women at the table in front of us were absolute nitwits. They sat down, looked over the menu, and then started doing…

I just figured since the restaurant was called Tokyo, and the fact that the sign said “Japanese and hibachi,” it would have clued these college girls in on the fact that this wasn’t a Chinese restaurant.

That makes me almost as crazy as this:

I’d say she looks like she's going to a juggalo soirée, but not jail.

With an uncomplicated second pregnancy and access to 911, you can give birth at home. Many women only go to the hospital for the pain meds! Considering the family’s resources (access to private physicians, etc) there’s no reason not to head home immediately after the birth.

Totally normal with no complications.

My outer adult is crushed by how narrow your standards of attractiveness are. He’s a human, not a walking Tiger Beat poster.

I kinda can’t help but wonder if it was a “well, foster care is better than having a young poor black mother” busybody asshole. Like someone made a judgement that “this woman won’t be a good mother” and passed a kid on to foster care.

They should absolutely sue, but I would hope there is also the potential for criminal charges. (Unless... can there really be a statute of limitations on child kidnapping?)

It also happened eun masse to white women in the same period who birthed in catholic hospitals; particularly badly in ireland and up until very recently, too. Any unmarried woman was a target.

Fuck that shit. They should sue. Because you know if it was some white women, not only would they receive payouts in the millions, there would be at 3 mother fucking congressional hearing on the matter.