My husband and I routinely do this for very close friends. We got a legit wedding card for one friend and they later told us they were kind of disappointed to not get a card that said “To a Special Boy Who is Turning 7” or something.

I got a holly hobbyesque needlepoint pronouncing:

CANDLES ARE THE WORST why are candles a thing this isn't fucking 1066.

The rhinestone cross is removable but it still wasn’t our style. It could best be described as “Country Christian”.

You need someone to give you recipes for a wok? Good God, that’s only a step above using a toaster. And why you are incapable of looking up slow cooker recipes is beyond me. Wow.

my standard off registry gift:

This is truly hysterical. Use it at every meal. Just you.

Had to be done because that shit just looks WRONG

ahahahahhhaha, STUFF FROM PIER ONE IS THE WORST!

For my wife and I, the real silver silverware set engraved with my last initial. For when the Queen comes by, I suppose.

Crowe’s response to Clickhole.

How are we still not talking about the fact that your name is Bobby Finger????

We had a bunch of people give to us off registry. Being that my hubby and I had lived together for 5 years in a large ass condo that we had already filled up, we really didnt need much.
So now we own a giant crystal bowl, those carved wood figures that look like they were hacked out with a saftey blade of a couple…

Love this!

Wow. #8 completely resonates with me. We’re not married yet but recently got engaged. His mother’s friend (who is divorced) gave us this relationship workbook, where you are supposed to do these activities like list all the ways you love each other or something. There is even a blank page where you are supposed to…

Holy shitballs. That picture is epically horrendous.

I registered for both a slow cooker and a wok and use them!!

Worst Wedding Gift Ever: Anything that isn’t cash.

I’ve posted this to I Thee Dread before, but I still contend that my Christian sex manual was the greatest/worst wedding gift of all time. It even came with worksheets to fill out about each other so I could get to know my husband. I think I was being sold to him?