Wait, where’s the celebrity/pet look-a-like feature??? My dog is going to be in it (some year, they’re very murky about when this will happen) so I come on here and scroll down first thing every Wednesday!

If Fox News did a segment on the “myth” of wage inequality where all of the anchors got together and had to lay their paychecks side by side to openly see who makes what, and then watch the ones who make more try to justify their higher wage to the lower paid anchors, I would watch the shit outta that train wreck.

I am actually SHOCKED that his response wasn’t more offensive. She was willingly in a porn video, and has a mold of her vagina available for purchase. We can, in fact, all see her genitals, and it does make money.

Heh, reminds me when she tried to insult James Deen by saying he had a tiny dick. She, uh, apparently forgot how video works.

Idea:

That Knowles eyebrow game runs STRONG

I want in on this family!! They just look so amazing and family-y.

Thanks for my new profile pic!

I want to take this opportunity to give a shout-out to the best boardwalk of all time: the Santa Cruz Beach Boardwalk. Go ride the Giant Dipper, body surf in the ice-cold Pacific, eat an enormous corn dog, drink homemade lemonade, get a sunburn, rinse, repeat.

Ugh, this wannabe victim. Riding the rape-accusation train to GLORY. Now look at her. She’s got everything! A face with a mouth! College! A mattress! Some people who don’t like this precious male on her behalf! WHAT NEXT?! WHAT ARE WE GOING TO GIVE THIS LIAR NEXT?!

Okay. Let’s do a little pretending. Let’s say it’s totally true that Columbia honestly, justly, independently, and completely reviewed all three complaints of rape against Nungesser and found them to be entirely without merit. Not only that, but Columbia proved him to be innocent of all claims. Even if that were the…

“We already know that she cleverly crafted a story, and rode it to celebrity on the back of someone found not responsible.”

I just need to declare something. Not you you, rivalamoureux, but to Slate.com. Imagine I’m standing on a table with a megaphone. Ahem.

Co-sign (Vietnam, 10 years). There used to be this terrible thing where people would drug babies (literally infants) with opium and strap them to a little kid and the kids would run around begging for their sick brother or sister. Very very difficult not to grab the kid/attached drugged up baby and run but — go where?…

Jillian is the worst kind of traveler. She’s not meeting and interacting with human beings from another culture, learning and sharing and benefiting all involved. She’s going to the zoo, and the people she sees are the animals on exhibit.

From Keenan’s article:

My experience in this particular area is limited but from my experience working in Japan, I'm assuming that the high-class places don't really accept foreign girls, and if they do they only have one as a token. Living in Japan as a foreigner is hella tough which makes working in the Japanaese sex industry seem extra…

Geisha spend long, long hours learning traditional arts their entire career and usually only have one or two days off a month and very little contact with their natural families because of the rigid training and entertaining schedules they follow. They are expected to embody Japan's traditions and history.

I just want to make a note that foreign women cannot legally work in mizu shobai jobs. This article doesn't imply that, but sometimes incorrect / outdated information on the web makes it sound like it's an easy way for foreign women to make money in Japan, when it can actually get you in quite a bit of trouble,…

There's live auto-tune now.