oh god why am I still here I must be thirty years older than anyone on this network

No, Turtle.

And I bet she thinks she is a great writer. I had a student who wrote verbose, pretentious word salad like this. Just incomprehensible garbage. When he then got terrible grade on said paper he wrote me a rant that made about as much sense as her tweet, claiming that he was a "poetic" writer and questioning my…

I was a senior in college when good ol' Kurt interviewed the Alaskan songstress-cum-poet laureate. I was studying journalism and English, and we had a FUCKING FIELD DAY in my editing class over that book of poetry.

slipping and gliding over smooth conversational rocks, I silently nod in assent over my agreement with your willowy commentary. leave rustle, a subtle whisper. what's that? a gif silently dancing for no one.

KURT LODER

JFC is she in my novel workshop at [university name redacted]? Because this is almost as bad as the shitty piece I just did a half-assed critique on.

Canyon of misinterpreted judgment before me. My polkadots, never one to back down from a challenge, have softened to a muted hue.

Canyon of misinterpreted judgment before me. My polkadots, never one to back down from a challenge, have softened to a muted hue. Fearful to illuminate in an over-saturated habitat.

So do those sentences. Maybe.

there is pain & frustration evident in the lines of their movement Erin smh

She's trying to tell us that she was the brain behind HorseEbooks all along.

Or Hannah Horvath's writing.

Her writing is full of imagery but seriously needs some workshopping. On the other hand, making your reader nauseous with hundreds of vague metaphors is definitely a skill so I don't know how to feel about this.

That looks like Jaden Smith's tweets strung together into a blog post.

the baby is me & the glorious dancing apes were those sentences

I seriously thought one of the BEST things about being famous was that no one could rat on you for eating only Taco Bell and canned chili.

Has anyone checked to make sure we don't have a freaky friday situation happening there??? Because that dog is John Travolta.

I sincerely hope this one is real. I love "diva" and "canned chili" in the same sentence.

This whole photo is gold