I think it would blow Men's Health's mind if they discovered that I, a woman, used to work (gasp!) and write articles (double gasp!) about sports for a major sports network.

DUDE. I was SO PISSED that All That wasn't mentioned once in that interview. But then again, Dudebro would probably say that the women on that show were "not as good" as the men.

The last time I was with my 11 year old niece, she was watching one of these "I'm gonna be a pop star" shows, and the content was pretty sexual (revolved around getting a kiss and planning a big date, lots of talking about "hot boys") for something that's watched by 5-10 year olds. Plus, the emphasis on being famous…

Yeah, as a kid who grew up in the early 90s and was obsessed with all things Nick, this dude needs to realize (other than the fact that he's a sexist chode donkey-faced motherfucker) that his masturbatory nerd love for R&S isn't really / wasn't really shared by a lot of my peers. But, then again, dude completely wrote…

If it talks likes a sexist rapist creepjob, writes like a sexist rapist creepjob then it must be a sexist rapist creepjob.

This clip should be the only response to this troll. It's perfect.

Eggs Benedict is a dish, not a method of preparing eggs. It uses a poached egg, which is the actual method. A dish called "Eggs Benedict" can literally mean so many things, depending on the toppings — but it is traditionally two poached eggs and Canadian bacon on top of english muffins, topped with hollandaise sauce.

Whoa. That is...not good.

Sigh. My troop was the same. We never went camping, never did anything cool outside of making shitty box crafts. As a result, my mom was good about supplementing my GS time with science stuff, since I was very into biology as a child. (I ended up with two Writing degrees, sorry Mom!) She signed me up for science day…

Yeah, this makes the museum look pretty bad, regardless of the apology.

You're totally right. We can't look at everything through an American lens — especially when we're talking about Japan. If we think, as American women, we have it bad right now, it's 100x worse to be a woman in Japan in 2014. Self-expression, gender-based positivity, and speaking out as a woman is discouraged and not…

THANK GOD. I was in a vintage wedding dress fashion show at a museum when I was in high school — I was very skinny and could easily fit into the 30s and 40s gowns — and I've loved the silhouette of older wedding dresses ever since. They're actually unique and different, and honestly would look way better on my body…

I'm 26 and I'd rock the fuck out of that dress if I could. Having seen a lot of bad 80s wedding dresses, I'm thinking you have maybe never seen an 80s wedding dress in real life. They were made with shitty materials like taffeta and polyester. This dress is way more in the spirit of form fitting dresses from the 40s.…

Mine was "Midnight."

2. The only song they played was "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" on fucking repeat. There was no dancing.

My cousin's wedding was exactly the same — except I wasn't smart enough to bring the liquor. My aunts had the wine in the minivan and kept smuggling us in pairs to sneak off and drink so we could deal with all the "father giving his daughter to her new father" weird sexual stuff.

Aw, your dad should marry my aunt (who is currently grooming husband #4)!

Is it bad that I know the ONLY way I'd be able to get through my own wedding — what with the annoyingly large amount of family I have to invite on account of my mother being from an eight-child family — is by being high as a kite and rolling blunts in my bridal suite??

My college boyfriend's childhood best friend got married (in my hometown, no less) over NYE weekend. I was not invited because the couple wanted to set up my then-boyfriend with one of the bride's best friends.

This is a great reminder for everyone to try and meet their significant other's family (even via Skype) BEFORE you decided to start planning a wedding. Bad families are toxic to relationships!