Boyfriend and I have two cats — one (mine) is notoriously unchill about anything and everything that isn't me, while the other (his) is only a year old and is much more OK with being toted around like a baby.

Not even no kissing — the Duggars subscribe to the NO TOUCHING rule. That means no hugging or hand holding.

Augh, the entire Kardashian-West clan got attacked by a Lycra gang!

Ugh, it's even worse being a cisgendered bi female in a committed relationship with a man. It's like, "Yes, I live with a man — but it just as easily could have been a woman. Thanks for trying to devalue my emotions, though!"

It has purple, and I freakin' L-U-V purple!

I swear by these things for camping. No weird adjustment period, and they're (dare I say) fun to use! http://www.pmateusa.com/

From the same interview:

I have yet to hear about this song until today — which is funny, because I write about music for a living, so I guess I'm lucky? — but I'll be sure to avoid the fuck out of it now. I was finally diagnosed with an ED earlier this year after struggling and denying I had any sort of "problem" for years. You simply cannot…

This should come with a disclaimer to not watch the final number when you're PMSing because OMG THAT BABY. #flawless

And one doesn't have to be a POC to know that "angry black woman" is such a loaded stereotype — but the NY Times sure used that as a justification as to why their editors looked over the phrase.

Newsflash: Writers rarely, if not never, write the headlines accompanying their articles.

My 3 year old niece was desperately trying to get me to "be a kitty" the last time she saw me, and I was like NOPE, I'M AUNTIE. You can crawl around on the floor and meow if you want, but I'm not stoned enough for this shit.

Hello, might you be a long lost sister my mother never told me about? Or was your mother ever given up for adoption? Because my mom says the exact same shit to me — sometimes it's even the, "Well, I'm glad I wasn't so selfish when I decided to have you!"

I never thought so, I just thought she was an old woman who chose not to wear her dentures (as my grandmother often does) — but I'm sorry if my using it offended in any way. I'll use a cat picture next time.

I guess it's bad that I laughed out loud at that comment, then? (Because it is kinda funny.)

I have two young nieces (11 and 3), and was a live-in nanny to two toddlers for several years. I know I don't "hate" children — in fact, I've realized that kids between the ages of 2-6 are pretty funny and rad to be around. (I still find infants to be weird, gross and confusing, though.) However, as much as I do like…

No but really. I have all the WATs to give.

HOLY. SHIT.

Oh wow, I've been wanting a Pop Culture site to come back ever since Idolator was phased out. (Because I have my MA in Pop Music Criticism and I'm a dork like that.) Julianne is great!

You know, when I saw Beyonce's VMA performance, I felt...empowered? Stoked? Here was the first time I saw a woman whose body shape looks pretty similar to mine — big hips, big thighs — and no one gave a fuck because she looked confident and awesome. For once, I told myself to not hold my Latina thunder thighs in shame…