I would willingly sign myself up as bait for this show.

Yeah, I was always taught that eggs are OK to eat once the whites set. I'm a diehard over easy eater, and I've managed to get the perfect runny yolk + cooked whites combo when I make eggs at home just by watching the whites. I thought that was common sense.

One of my favorite restaurants in LA served marrow with chimichurri and it's fucking incredible. I love marrow. It's like bacon meat jelly!

My biggest pet peeve are adults who are picky eaters. Like, first of all — how do you go through life without knowing what feta is? And even so, when someone tells you IT'S CHEESE, why would you fight them on it and proceed to order something you're not familiar with?

Rich and creamy, almost like a meat-flavored pat of butter. It's delicious. One of my favorite foods.

Kinda hard to take this seriously from a company who still uses women as billboards for their product.

Yes, because god forbid the thing I SIT ON ALL DAY should be soft and somewhat malleable to whatever surface I'm sitting on.

I'm going to be in Japan a month from now, so you know I'm totally going to pick up the sailor fuku hanging out outfit because duh.

I wanna whisk the cool teen one away into a life of fro yo, mall trips and general teenage girl nonsense.

Goddamnit, you think this family would wanna share their impressive fertility secrets with the world, instead of forcing their icky "family values" upon us.

My Laika is pretty skittish and only feels safe and comfortable wherever I am. Getting her in the car is a task. This is definitely what I'll do when the day comes. I an hoping I have another decade with this ding dong, though.

My cat turned 6 this year, and I'm so overwhelmed by the thought she's going to get cancer and die on me. This post didn't help.

Oooh, he looks like he owns a lot of fedoras!

A friend from high school attended Mount Holyoke. He applied as a female, but began his transition into male during college. He didn't have to de-enroll, and just graduated this past spring — so looks like their policy applies to both MTF and FTM students.

My grandpa did this at a family gathering a few years back, too. The story never got old. We lost him a month ago now, so it was nice to see a comment that reminded me of him :)

When you order "ginger ale" at a bar, at least a divey place, the "ginger ale" is Coke and Sprite.

I've had this happen at my OFFICE. Despite the fact that I answer the phone saying, "Hello, [NAME OF COMPANY], this is Kat." Some angry man yelled at me for 10 minutes assuming I was an opera box office of some sort because his call was transferred to my line. The idea of a mistakenly dialed number was unfathomable to…

This kinda happened to me when I was a kid. (No! Wait! It's not as weird as it sounds!)

The elevator also apologized for taking part in the night's events.

Their wheeled suitcase, though, is the stuff dreams are made of. I want everything they make.

Their wheeled suitcase, though, is the stuff dreams are made of. I want everything they make.