That won't happen. Whole Foods is too 'spensy.

The absolute most disappointing interview I ever conducted was with Wes Anderson at one of these mindless press junket things. He clearly wasn't interested in repeating everything he'd said to a bunch of assholes before me, and even said to me pointe blank, "I really just want to eat my eggs now." (He was eating eggs.)

That's not entirely true. Some scripts are bought on spec, some are bought in production deals like you mentioned, other writers are hired by the director, and other s are involved in the entire filmmaking process. Many, many different ways a script gets optioned — yours is just one.

Um, no.

Well, that's a surefire way to ensure she won't respond to you ever again.

In high school, I had a world history teacher who was an old white dude extremely obsessed with Nigerian history and culture. His favorite thing to rant about — which we soon discovered was a great way to eat up class time, assuming we brought the subject up — was how 'The Lion King' stole its storyline not from…

I'm actually quite happy that my nipples aren't pink like this. (And also very shocked to discover pink nips.)

Also, why does the first run needs to be pasty white? Maybe it's because I live in California, but ain't no white girls who I hang around with who are that un-tanned.

Not to mention, there was also an abortion plotline two seasons ago on Parenthood (another NBC show).

This is odd, considering the founders were on the Today show a few days ago to talk about how they turned themselves into an "inspirational" brand.

I listened to the audio the reporter provided. His questions were not leading in any way. In fact, he's kind of a shitty reviewer. He was doing what you are supposed to do in an interview: Ask questions, listen, ask a question that responds to whatever the person just says, listen, repeat.

Kimchi is also stupid easy to make, and homemade kimchi tastes 100000000% better than the pre-made stuff.

Yes, get your booster!! Everyone in my family and a bunch of my friends got one after they all saw what I went though.

When I had a burst ovarian cyst, the first thing the doctor's did in the ER was an ultrasound. Seems weird that they didn't check this womans' egg factories out.

Not just other people's kids, but just plain other people!

I've been wearing eyeliner for over 12 years. I think you just get better at it over time. (And having good makeup, not drugstore garbage, definitely helps in the liquid eyeliner department.)

I dunno, I'd ask these guys first.

Considering there's only one hippy-esque yoga retreat place on the Central Coast, I'm 99.99% sure where Bey and Goopy are — and, to be totally honest, if Goopy offered me an all-expenses paid trip to Esalen, I wouldn't say no either.

It's because, compared to other available houses in LA, this thing is fugly. Not the first time I've seen some 90s bachelor pad relic be offered for sale in LA at a lower-than-average price for the property because of how batshit insane the interior of the house is. The price is low because they could be hoping for a…

He had a very hard time breathing, and he always smelled bad. He is much, much bigger than his photos let on. I was really taken aback the first time I met him.