"She has whiskers!"

I grew up with German Shepherds, so the second I got a cat, being able to pick up + snuggle with my pet was the biggest game changer.

Nailed it. Not even my straight-from-Cuba relatives have their houses so stereotypically decked out in "Latino" gear.

Our mothers must be related. A college roommate of mine — meaning someone my mother met multiple times, even took to dinner once or twice — recently moved back to town, and I must have had to explain to my mom five different times who "Lauren" is. It's annoying.

The only time I've ever heard the phrase "baby doctor" uttered in seriousness by an adult was when my mom was talking to my then 7 year old niece about her stepmom going into labor.

Too many characters in the Tweet, very obviously shopped (wrong font).

I'm still hoping Princeton sends her a polite letter threatening to revoke her alumni status if she doesn't STFU.

TMZ's new offices are right across the street from my old job. A boss of mine was trying to get me to work there, since he had some "ins" and TMZ was hiring. Thank god I decided to not send my resume to his contacts. Eeeesh.

This GIF never gets old.

No, you're right about how this is contrary to her views. hooks also wrote in "Feminism is for Everybody" that the primary threat to the advancement of feminism is the act of women discrediting or "silencing" other women due to infighting and disagreement over the "purpose" or "agency" of feminism. The segment of the…

From "How to be Random": Mention things at random intervals, such as oranges or cats.

That man has never seen a woman.

This is my new life goal. Fuck.

My cat's vet once told me feeding your pets IAMS is like feeding it McDonald's every day. She's been on grain free and raw food ever since.

Ugh me too. Both of our cats are on Merrick, and my cat in particular (other is boyfriend's cat) has been eating it for the past 3-4 years. It's helped so much with her weight, and the price of Merrick compared to other grain-free cat foods makes it an attractive option.

Try Merrick. It's about $10 cheaper than Blue Buffalo, and it's helped a lot with my pudgy cat. The healthy weight formula seems to go over well with her, and she's lost a considerable amount of weight. She doesn't huff and wheeze anymore!

Have you tried Merrick yet? I have a super sensitive cat, too, and that's been the best food I've found for her. Natural Balance was also pretty good. They're both about $10 cheaper than Blue Buffalo, so if you can get a sample of either, might be worth looking at!

Uh, I saw the "circle the fat" shit go down at my college. My college boyfriend was in a fraternity, so even as a non-Greek, I was privy to a lot of the Greek goings-ons. The sorority across the street from his frat house had their fall pledges stand on the lawn while boys from their "partner house" did the circling.

I'd never believed in star reading, tarot, or anything mystical — but I'll admit I was spooked the first time I read my birth chart. It's frighteningly accurate, right down to the bits about me being extremely ambitious, but also easily distracted. Susan Miller's horoscopes are also strangely on point.