I'm just three years away from 29, and this makes me feel like I've accomplished very, very little.

That's standard fair/event prices, though...? Sounds like your beef is more about fair pricing than the OC. (Not that I'll defend Orange County, as it's California's Armpit — but turkey legs cost $20 at the LA Fair, too. Also, tickets for the LA Fair were a good $30 more than the OC Fair last year.)

I must know more about this fried Frito Pie!

I had the turkey leg at the OC Fair last year! Between my boyfriend and his friend (6'6" and 6'7", respectively) and myself, we still couldn't finish it. It was, however, really tasty.

Sounds like a more extreme version (fried version?) of a dutch baby pancake, traditionally eaten with powdered sugar and lemon juice. I'll take 10 please.

Christ, I know pig is delicious, but there are limits.

I dunno, I went to the OC County Fair last year and saw deep fried avocados. Sounds pretty Californian to me?

I could write a novel about the folks who frequent Runyon on Saturday mornings.

I mentioned this in the last bit about her, but my boyfriend knew her in high school because she was the longtime girlfriend of his good friend. Sadly, my boyfriend's family is the only crop of West Valley folk I've met who haven't been poisoned by Reagan's corpse polluting the groundwater.

Yeah, I was gonna say — anyone who doesn't believe that there are people who will give you the most shade for wearing ratty clothes while working out hasn't lived in Los Angeles.

You ask for a better beer than PBR, and suggest Stella?

My boyfriend and I had sex on the pullout couch in the office at his parents' house. While my boyfriend's family's elderly golden retriever slept on the floor. Snoring.

Six years at USC, and I still never had a chance to go up to the helipad. Maybe if I donate a couple million (LOL yeah sure) I could have them name it after me, or something.

Joanna Newsom says that nodes changed her voice significantly as well. It's a big reason why she wasn't making music for a few years after releasing Ys.

I'm not even a fan of musicals, but I knew who she was before the Oscars. She's one of the biggest "stars" to come out of Broadway, and pretty well respected.

Pshh don't act like you don't wanna send a writer to cover this. (PS: I'm free May 5 and live in LA!) Hah.

Having a store in the Brentwood Country Mart is like opening a store in Beverly Hills 2.0.

On top of a picnic table in the Los Padres National Forest.

If they like to have heterosexual intercourse with their spouses once or twice a year without protection in the missionary position, that is completely fine,