I think ‘Bride Discovers Future In-Laws are Nazis During Bridal Shower’ wins. And I use the term ‘wins’ very carefully in this instance only because in every other way that is NOT winning.

DETAILS OBSCURED FOR REASONS!

So twenty years ago, my cousin announces she’s getting married. Ok, cool. She’s having her bridal shower in a German social club somewhere in the mid west two days before the wedding. Ok, cool. I’m her maid of honor, but the groom’s mother has planned this, and I’m a broke college student,…

When I’ve thought I wanted to go back to an earlier time, I did NOT mean Florida 2000. Fuck me for not being very explicit.

For sheer price, the family home.

Oh it was extravagant. Every time I donated or invested I sent a little email to her shitass son, detailing how I spent that money, and he didn’t. He managed to get the rest of her estate, even tho she had 4 children. He has purchased a private lake, and a 3 million dollar mansion on it using the proceeds from the…

After my granFanda died, I discovered she had snuck little bits of money into money markets, CD’s and savings accounts in my name since my birth. I was notified of this by her sister via a post card with my first clue (because she made it a treasure hunt). All told she left me 24k. The knowledge of that money, of the…

All these shithead Internet Tough Feminists, grey and otherwise, telling us how they’d never let themselves get in this situation.

In the days after 9/11, Muslims, Siekhs, and Arabs around the country were attacked and killed by white Americans. I don’t understand why everyone loves this comic so much, but I’ve seen it shared by a million different people in the past 24 hours.

Maybe she and George wrote it together— it was a trust-building exercise their marriage counselor assigned them. 

I’ve been to white church a handful of times in my life.

This is the problem with GoFundMe. It is a really shitty way to care for people, it is a complete crapshoot if your page will get attention and if it does, and you get a crazy amount of money, there’s no guidance on how it should be spent. Our society would be massively better off with Universal Basic Income,…

BryantsGroceryandMeatMarket.com

Fuck them. I just bought the domain names, .com and .org. I needed something fun to do this weekend, and now I have a project.

What do I want from him? He can start by devoting himself to producing/connecting women comedians and take a backseat. He derailed the careers of women through his actions so he can sit the fuck down and do everything in his white-dude power to advance the people he took everything from.

Actually the Louis CK thing has been coming out since at least 2002, according to the allegations!

This sounds like some White Feminist (TM) bullshit.

Les Miserables would have been a lot shorter if Jean Valjean would have just explained that he didn’t know the bread was a sentimental item.

Good job Maiysha. Now see if you can get stores to stock more plus sizes in the petite section. For some reason, the industry decided that one can’t be short AND fat, so a lot of my clothes, pants especially, run long on me.

“The Trump National Hudson Valley? Why, she died on the way to prom night 50 years ago…”

...I love reading the comments of people who have not heard the full story and think it’s typical emotional labor stuff or you’re just depressed and exaggerating.