I would have accepted:

Or malarkey.

He is the epitome of “annoying little brother”.

Shit like this is why i can’t ride for Bernie. It’s like a mental tic with him. He has tourettes and can’t help ending every sentence with some variation of “What about white people!!” “White working class!!” “Economic Anxiety!!”

But it’s also an economic issue in a sense that if you are a poor, white person, you’re gonna be in the same position.

Instead of being an expensive lobbyist for a shit DC hotel and a golf resort in Florida?

Which is a perfect example of why all of us (married or not, with kids or without) should be pushing for things like universal paid family leave - because this shit should be automatic, not contingent on having coworkers who both care enough and have the time to spare.

Guess a movie doesn’t begin at conception either.

In what way exactly did Courtney Love drive a grown man with a millions of adoring fans constantly reaffirming him and a child to raise, to suicide? No really, I'm waiting. Because from where I stand a depressive with a drug problem who kills himself probably did so because he was a depressive with a drug problem. Is…

It's none of your fucking business where and when someone else displays affection.

I’m sorry for your struggle, I can't think of anyone who has it worse.

For the other white people in the grays:

I think it’s even dumber than that.

This is bullshit. And it doesn’t even make sense, given all the truly heinous shit people write on twitter.

Meanwhile, these same self-appointed neighborhood watch losers continue to get robbed blind by people they know. If there’s one characteristic that I would appoint to practically all white people is the inability to do proper risk assessment.

No, we don’t do that.   We just ask nicely.  And we don’t call the stupid cops.

Are assless chaps considered presentable for a second civil war in addition to a lawless dystopia?

Harron, I’m so glad you are doing/participating in this series. I love the radical voices we’ve heard from. I hope this continues; either in the vein of political queer voices (of which there hasn’t been enough on Jezebel) or something else you plan on pivoting to as June closes.

Um... neither. No one has time to be dealing with useless adults like this when you are bleeding out on the floor. A guy who wants a cookie for doing basic adult functions is not someone to be with in a meaningful way.