Ask me how many times I’ve gone to change the radio volume and gotten the “you can’t shift into reverse right now” warning.

IBM figured it out in the 1970s.  We’ve just chosen to ignore the lesson.  Replace the word “management” with the phrase “life and death.”

Isn’t that a dulcimer? Zithers are either plucked or they have hammers/keys similar to pianos.

Any mass market car that’s affordable and serves its intended purpose, no matter how boring or “uncool” it is.

“we can either take their excess money and help people, or try to talk them into using their excess money to help people”  

Vibes. If I (6', 260 lbs) fits, I’d sits happily, even on the roof)

*BANG BANG BANG* Space is safe! Send your billionaires! *BANG BANG BANG*

Probably out of the budget, but still:

Thank you, not only am I bad at math, I’m also bad at paying attention and got the sums reversed in my head.

All right, I had to check. The 24 pack of soda in my pantry is 15.5 x 10.5 x 4.75 inches, or ~773 cubic inches.

“Lynch reportedly decided to go on a Mediterranean vacation to celebrate being found not guilty on all counts in his recent fraud trial.”

It looks like it doesn’t even hold a 12-pack of bottles with ice. What size “canned beverages” are they talking about that they can get 90 in there?

“That looks good, can I have some? I couldn’t eat what they gave me.”

Enter a contest for the chance to buy a car? The only thing that keeps this from sounding like a complete scam is that apparently the entries are free. If someone showed up on my porch with a pitch like that, they’d be escorted off in front of iron sights.

It’s just retro.  Every Jeep Grand Wagoneer from the 1970s had that pattern seat covers.

A button that would allow me to switch the Uconnect voice between different “personalities” like the Enterprise computer, HAL, Cortana, Stephen Hawking, Optimus Prime, Jarvis, etc. depending on my mood.

Well I’m not excited about buying from dealerships that aren’t falling over themselves to figure out how to land 5-6 $figure EV sales that should be easy money due to the affluent customer demographic and giant government subsidies.

As long as I have a Jetons or Flinstones car sound option, I don’t care what else gets included.

Are they probing the crash with a s’mores fork? Because I think all that’s left is coals.  

1st gear: *shocked face*