The paint, the engine, the interior...this is not the Torino I am looking for. Maybe at $4-5,000. (I am a cheap bastard)

Tesla’s real fundamental flaw is tweeting from a cot set up in the C-suite.

So close...

With apologies to Maslow: “If all you have is a gun, everything looks like a target.”

I love Adam Savage and watch his builds regularly. But he’s a multi-millionaire who lives very comfortably and can afford to rent and completely kit out a very expensive workspace in one of the most affluent/expensive areas of the country to build personal projects for his own, already expansive collection of cool…

If Trump wins, you might not have a choice. Tesla could become the only acceptable “non-woke” people’s car that your dear leader will highly suggest you purchase for the good of the nation (and the 20% cut he’ll get from every sale).

Ask Byron Allen how well that went for him.

Any boomer who would rent this already has their own beloved hotrod that they would rather drive than be driven around in someone else’s.

Especially when you’re in an illegal cross-country race.

The car that’s this close -><- to being my recommendation is the Kia Soul. It was fun, easy to care for, had tons of usable interior volume, and I never had any trouble with the drivetrain.

Gizmodo was sold and is not in the Herbeverse.  If you’re looking for community,  look elsewhere.  

1982 Chevy Camaro Z28 Indy pace car edition. Specifically this one:

Wait until this woman give his beloved car a door ding or something.

It is a joke to him. Whatever fine or minimal punishment he’ll receive will be a drop in the bucket/minor inconvenience. He can afford any fine, has a few hours between shows to kill for community service (which will be scheduled at his convenience), and I 100% expect them to accommodate his concert because “his fans…

How I ended up with a 2023 rental spec Chrysler Voyager conversion: It was what I could afford. It’s not easy coming up with $70,000 for a $30,000 van.

But it’d be a hell of a funny remake.

Volkswagen New Beetle. Remember when these were everywhere? They only stopped production 5 years ago after making some 350,000 of them, now I only see 1-2 a month. The catch is that it’s the same 1-2 I see over and over again (probably owned by true loyalists.) In 10 years the few that are left now will have succumbed…

You purchase the car without the pack. You get whatever the dealer has charged when you drive off the lot and batteries are standardized across all manufacturers. Often, electronics you buy come “batteries not included” and you can go anywhere and buy a D, C, AA, etc. cell and it works just fine.

I’m really enjoying all the new ways people are finding to break their Cybertrucks by subjecting them to what most people would call, “normal usage.”