I don’t understand all the anti-lab grown meat sentiment.

How can you do an article about SBMM in FPS games and include nothing about Destiny 2, where SBMM has been broken *forever*?

I have always wanted a Land Speeder. Turbine engines, open top, two seater, zero friction. Top speed 160 mph and maximum altitude of ~3 feet, perfect for America’s poorly maintained roads.

I have one sticker on my car: the Swiss counry code. I do get people come up and talk to me about Switzerland, becacause if you know, you know.

I’d bet all the tow truck drivers pack heat as well.

Bu bu but I was personally guaranteed by Elon that my car would appreciate in value because I’d be making money by now if I bought a Tesla as it would be doing autonomous Uber trips for me while I slept! It’s supposed to pay for itself.

I’ve *never* had to clean my washer usin any other means than running the cycles it came with.

About twice a month, I’ll throw in a load of white towels on the sanitize cycle, which runs much hotter and longer than the usual cycles. Also, I use washing soda instead of baking soda; it’s more alkaline and does a better…

Taco Bell isn’t a “value” anymore. My etire dorm hall used to be able to eath Taco Bell until we were full for $50 including drinks; now that’s barely enough for a family of four.

The downside to this type of room divider is that it’s not opaque, so if you want privacy, it’s not a great fit.

“Look upon my works, ye investors, and despair.”

The brand location is more interesting than the manufacturer’s origin; I just assume it’s all made in China.

Will never happen as long as the tracks they run on are owned by the railroads and the freight gets priority.  

Thank you for giving me an outlet for my own batshit insanity.

A good place to hide things like the those annoying electronic beepers/sound generators is behind an outlet plate, up inside a light fixture cover or if you can get to it, inside window trim.

The black Nissan Altima with limo tint, and duckt tape holding up the front body panels, and expired tags, that the neighbor semi-permanently parks on the street in front of my property so the street sweeper has to go around it and my curb never gets cleaned. He mainly uses it for hotboxing.

There’s two entire Dakotas where folks could move to and have almost zero impact on terkin’ other people’s jerbs.

Android users tend to be less susceptible to bullshit than Apple fans, and tend to not believe in ridiculous thngs like ghosts or $130 Thunderbolt cables.

Just in time for winter, a whole spate of convertibles!

I guess if you’re the type who buys snow shovels in spring, it makes sense to buy off-season to save some money, or in the case of the Mini or some of the other cars, to have all winter to work on diagnostics and repairs.

☑ A single six-foot long wiper blade that will only clear 50% of the windshield.