That reminds me; CD changers. I had a Kenwood deck with integral controls for a 10-disc changer in the trunk, similar to this.

My trick is to add some Open Pit barbecue sauce to the pan before you bake it, while it’s still frozen.

I either make a roast chicken a few days before thanksgiving and use the drippings/boiled leftovers for stock, or I filch some of the turkey drippings that I normally use for gravy to supplement the stock.

Or save another $140 and buy refurbished (today only) for $159:

It’ll still look like a fridge; just a Samsung bespoke fridge.

Whenever I get the itch for a McRib (about once a year, and it’s never when they’re actually available), I just make my own with some slivered onions, the cheapest white roll I can find, Heinz Hamburger Dill Pickles, and these:

They’ll get all the vaccination confirmation they need when the nanobot 5G signal alerts the metal detectors of your Marburg virus zombie status.

Let’s see how that’s going...oh my.

I also get free GrubHub+ with my Prime membership, which saves me up to $7-10 in fees per order.  

These are the same kind of people who take wet clothes out of the big washer at the laundromat and dump them on the floor if they’re left for more than a minute after the cycle ends. “I shouldn’t have to be inconvenienced for a single moment if you’re not going to pay attention! Next time just use 2-3 of the regular…

Are you able to read all the comments yet? I bet they can’t either since Kinja collapsed. Herbs are trying to kill comments, not celebrate them.

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Ah, the old “Amazing world of Gumball” gambit.

But then I couldn’t use any of these classics anymore.

Don’t even get me started on hot “dogs.”

COVID relief funds and infrastructure grants.

“He voted away my healthcare, but at least his tie and socks matched.”

This tape measure can remember as many measurements as you can write down (how small can you write?) and is $6.99. Plus, it’s a level!

They could use these, but then they might not be available if a peaceful human rights protest broke out at the same time.